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Sherlockery

kndtruth — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:48:21 -0400

So I felt this was necessary to post on Tumblr just so I can share it with every other Sherlockian out there. I wrote this as an informal personal essay for my English class. Hope you enjoy.

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I am Sherlocked. A Benaddict. Possibly even a Cumberbitch, but that’d drop a few too many jaws if I introduced myself as that. Despite that, I still unhealthily love Benedict Cumberbatch and his manfriend with benefits, Martin Freeman. Even Steve Moffat’s Sherlock on BBC America plays on the weakness of raving fangirls by exploiting this steamy bromance with subtle hints and an indecent amount of fanservice, I must admit.

Sherlock Holmes: His voice is liquid sin. His dark curls like Lucifer’s halo about his crown—the emperor of intellect—a highly functioning sociopath. Sharp piercing cheekbones you wouldn’t want to slap lest you want a scarlet gash staining your palm. Tall, towering above the sky, one hundred eighty three centimeters. Teasing, mocking; just a quirk of his lips, adamant not to break his pokerface while he is poking fun at everyone. Apparently his slim elder brother is fat, Anderson’s face inappropriately invades his “mind palace,” Mrs. Hudson needs to shut up sometimes, and John is an idiot. But the way this consulting detective looks at John seems to spark him back to life; he is never bored anymore, never too mean anymore.

John Watson: His speech is sweet as strawberry jam, yet he speaks as crudely as any tired man would. His short dulled blond hair, straight, frames his face, soft and rounded out. He looks the farthest from a deity—he is a mundane—a pudgy one at that. And yet his whole persona exudes the adorable presence of an old man and a nagging wif—err… a flatmate who constantly complains that Sherlock never fetches the milk. He is soft as fleece blankets, 168 cm short, tied to earth. He is an ex-army doctor who served in Afghanistan, now suffering post traumatic stress disorder with a psychosomatic limp and a continual tremor. Yet when he is back on the battlefield with Sherlock, his issues fade away. Sherlock cured his “damn leg.” Sherlock = Jam. John loves jam. Do the math.

Johnlock: the pure definition of the pairing, Dr. John Hamish Watson and the one and only Sherlock Holmes.

Yes, I sure as hell am Sherlocked. AND I LOVE IT.

And so goes the hiatus of the fandom who waited... by Laurenpotter

kndtruth — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:32:42 -0400

Sherlockians of January: REICHENBACH FEELS....but there will be a series 3 -fist-shaking at Moffat interlude-.....REICHENBACH FEELS CONTINUE.
Sherlockians of Feburary: -tentative reichenbach theorizing, mostly feels recovery, more Moffat fist-shaking-
Sherlockians of March: TEMPORARY HUNGER GAMES INTERLUDE IS A SLIGHT BALM FOR FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE. SO. VERY. TEMPORARY.
Sherlockians of April: REICHENCRACK.
Some of the April Sherlockians: TOO SOON!!!
And now. We have all lost it at last....
Sherlockians of May: A Study in Pancakes, The Blind Pancake, The Great Pancake, A Pancake in Belgravia, the Pancake of Baskerville, The Reichenbach Pancake.

Caaarrrllll. That kills people.

kndtruth — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:22:00 -0400

Caaarrrllll. That kills people.

Hmmm… I thought Sherlock was a cat…

kndtruth — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:11:28 -0400

Hmmm… I thought Sherlock was a cat…

I really love Katara. I took a bender quiz, and I am a...

kndtruth — Tue, 22 May 2012 22:47:24 -0400

I really love Katara. I took a bender quiz, and I am a waterbender (of course, I knew it all along). Thus, I admired and favored her over all other characters even though I started realizing that she gradually was becoming more and more annoying (but still pretty admirable, I guess).

These illustrations are absolutely gorgeous. So I’m...

kndtruth — Tue, 22 May 2012 22:43:47 -0400

These illustrations are absolutely gorgeous. So I’m sharing them with all of you today~.

I really wanted to paint my nails like this, but I need the...

kndtruth — Tue, 22 May 2012 22:34:50 -0400

I really wanted to paint my nails like this, but I need the special super thin designer polish pens, and I am currently broke. But I suppose I can enjoy just ogling the beauty that are these nails.

This may get you hooked on Ao Oni. I don’t know. For all I...

kndtruth — Tue, 22 May 2012 00:55:31 -0400

This may get you hooked on Ao Oni. I don’t know. For all I know, it may not.

Anyway, this video displays a series of clips from Ao Oni Version 6.22. The game I played with my friends, Alicen and Paige, was version 5.2. So these scenes are all new to me, but I can’t wait to download 6.22 and defeat the trolling blue demon! Again, please enjoy.

Once again, I am sorry for inflicting such strangeness on you...

kndtruth — Tue, 22 May 2012 00:46:57 -0400

Once again, I am sorry for inflicting such strangeness on you Tumblr folks, but I found this hilarious when I first saw it. Then again, I was watching it with my brothers and I tend to be crazy around them. Anyway, please do judge me. I could care less. Just enjoy the video.

Hi guys! I am on an Ao Oni binge. I have been for quite a while...

kndtruth — Tue, 22 May 2012 00:41:00 -0400

Hi guys! I am on an Ao Oni binge. I have been for quite a while now, and the game never ceases to amuse me to no ends. Anyway, I sincerely apologize for the terrible weeaboo-ness that comes with this video. I personally think Masakew and Kangenshi get more done in one “let’s play” video than Pewdiepie does in his first walkthrough of Ao Oni, so I tend to deal with the constant shrill “SAVUU! SAAVVVUU!!” that accompanies these two particular people.

Guess what. I found it! Here’s some Jim Moriarty for you.

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 16:40:50 -0400

Guess what. I found it! Here’s some Jim Moriarty for you.

These are the various Sherlocks and Johns throughout the series....

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 15:02:25 -0400

These are the various Sherlocks and Johns throughout the series. I believe I also have a Jim Moriarty one, too, but I can’t quite find it. When I do, it’ll definitely be on this blog.

AVATAR: LEGEND OF KORRA.

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:44:06 -0400

AVATAR: LEGEND OF KORRA.

Marvel and Benedict Cumberbatch. Such a wonderful combination.

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:33:17 -0400

Marvel and Benedict Cumberbatch. Such a wonderful combination.

Otter and Hedgehog unite!

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:28:11 -0400

Otter and Hedgehog unite!

People compare his face to otters. I can completely understand...

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:26:51 -0400

People compare his face to otters. I can completely understand why.

Avengers makeup!

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:07:00 -0400

Avengers makeup!

Puny God.

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:04:08 -0400

Puny God.

Chibis. Chibis. Chibis. So cute yet destructive. They’re...

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:01:55 -0400

Chibis. Chibis. Chibis. So cute yet destructive. They’re fun-sized.

The world’s mightiest heroes, and the world’s best...

kndtruth — Sun, 20 May 2012 13:57:45 -0400

The world’s mightiest heroes, and the world’s best hope all in one.